About Tasty Females
This web site was created for guys. (If you're a chick, leave right now unless you're a lesbian, in which case you can stay.)
As a guy, you know it's your duty to use the internet to scour the world to find pictures of supreme hotties that you can only
fantasize about; namely female celebrities that can be classified as "tasty."
I am such a guy, and I have peformed said task over and over again, but more often than not I found myself extremely
disappointed with what the web had to offer.
Basically what I'm saying is that 95% of celebrity picture page sites out there SUCK! Why do they suck? Let's go through the list.
Tell me if any of these sound familiar:
- Poor web design (You have no idea how to navigate the site).
- Lots of popups (Do you even look at those? I don't.)
- Nothing but links to other sites (I want pictures, not links!)
- Gazillions of ads (Buy now! It doesn't matter what it is or even if you know what it does, just buy it!)
- Low quality images (Is that a breast or a really shiny head?)
- No witty remarks (Ok, I just threw this one in there. Not really necessary, but hey, it makes life more interesting.)
I was so tired of all that bullshit, I decided to created my own femme fatale picture page web site and do it my way. The right way.
And this is the result. TastyFemales.com.
My site has:
- Excellent web design (If you can't figure out how to navigate this site, you're a moron.)
- Zero popups (No annoyances, or distractions, just the ladies.)
- Well placed links (Links are necessary, or I wouldn't get much traffic. Mine are featured on the side and not in your face.)
- Unobtrusive ads (One, maybe two ads is all you'll ever see on this site. Plus I only allow ads that feature something of exceptional quality and more importantly, something that I would purchase myself. Gasp!)
- High quality images (Every single image on this site was hand picked, cleaned up, and optimized for your ultimate viewing pleasure. It took me a long ass time to do each one by hand, so you damn well better appreciate it!)
- Tons of witty remarks (In marketing, this would be known as my USP or unique selling propostion. What other picture page chick site out there do you see making fun of the girls they feature? NONE! Only my site features such a sophisticated level of entertainment. Yup. I'm that badass.)
So as you can see, this site was aimed to be different then just another "copycat" site that you see everywhere else.
There are only a handful of girls on the site at the moment since it takes time to scour the net, find images that are high quality (that I use as the source), and then correct/enchance/otpimize them for this site.
"Oh Noes!" you say! "Tell me there will be more girls. Quality like this only comes but once a millenium and I must have more!"
Fear not my lust lacking friend. In time I will be adding more and more "tasties" to the site for your enjoyment. However
there is one condition. I will ONLY be adding more chicks so long as I receive a steady amount of traffic. (No point in creating
a site that no one visits right?)
What this means for you is that you must: SPREAD THE WORD!
Tell all your lonely buddies to hop over to www.TastyFemales.com (they may even thank you for it) and tell them to tell
their buds about it as well. The more popular this site becomes, the more high quality chicks I'll add.
You win. I win. Life is good.
(Ok no I really mean it. Get off your lazy ass and IM/email/phone your buds and tell them about this site right now. Do it.)
Cheers,
Mike
Founder and creator
www.TastyFemales.com
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